Monday, 2002-04-01
new rule
No matter what you do, something cool will not pop up if you forward an email to eleven people. Bill Gates will not give money.
Hotmail will not close your account, unless your email account is 30 days inactive. Official emails from Hotmail will have the following symbol next to the email's subject: 
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Your love life will not be damned. Your crush will not fall in love with you. That would take a miracle. No one is monitoring emails to send money to little Billy who has cancer in Florida. And I've seen enough dancing hamsters to last a lifetime. So don't send me another useless forward.