Thursday, 2006-01-26
whereas a senate resolution Jonathan Horak supports
Whereas the Longhorns won the BCS national championship game, defeating the University of Southern California by a score of 41-38 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California on January 4, 2006; and especially
Whereas Jonathan Horak shockingly agrees with Texas Sens. Kay Bailey Hutchison and John Cornyn: Now therefore be it
Resolved, that the World—
- May commence collapsing in on itself.
[The first "whereas" copied from Bevo Beat: Whereas, the U.S. Senate formally recognizes the Horns' championship. The rest attributed to this rather dazed blogger.]
comments
2006-01-27 23:40 / Olivia-Beth:
and this is why I am proud to be a longhorn. :o)